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Jacks
Limericks
Three limericks, by Jack the Fool
LIMERICK for AVALON
There once was a maiden from Avalon,
Who had trouble keeping her panties on.
She ran through the town,
Undressing her gown,
And no one looked on with a frown!LIMERICK for CLAUDE
There once was a bird named Claude,
Of whom all others were awed.
He'll take all your Pearl,
Then come back for your girl...
While exposing each villain as a fraud!LIMERICK for RIENE FAIRE
There once was a woman so Faire,
Wooing her, all men did dare.
None did succeed,
'Til one filled her need,
But MacDeath is ever...where?
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